My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
Yes. http://bit.ly/1NohlJT
Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
You’re definitely a toddler now! http://bit.ly/1Jao753
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
Like me. You should get me to be your virtual CISO. http://bit.ly/1LHNmvL
Worth a read for sure. http://bit.ly/1HiEChL
I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.
Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.
RT @the_intercept: Is Martin O’Malley’s presidential campaign simply a vehicle to jockey for the VP spot on the Clinton ticket? http://bit.ly/1e5YpDT
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP