My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
Dear @Scott_Wiener, I’ll be in SFO the week of the 10th. I’m buying you a beer at 21st Amendment. #FoxNewsIsNotRealNews
Followers – 7, Unfollowers – 5. I didn’t know it’d be this simple. Get your weekly stats via http://bit.ly/1vJudGE.
Love this. http://bit.ly/1f1nOPt
RT @gattaca: Today’s cyber criminal caught on film http://bit.ly/1J61RH0
I gained 8 followers in the last week. You? Know your stats and grow with http://bit.ly/1JTZJVF
RT @BernieSanders: Election Day should be a national holiday so that everyone has the time and opportunity to vote.
This chair is full. http://bit.ly/1UalxCe
RT @spacerog: Yes this is real legit card, so long as I’m not asked for ID cc: @stevewerby http://bit.ly/1CbqQM6
12 new unfollowers and 14 new followers (hello! hello!) in the last week. Via http://bit.ly/1vJudGE
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
And there was much rejoicing!! Will be reading it tonight. cc @grecs @danphilpott http://bit.ly/1HuuSiW
Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
Good recap, but there is some hyperbole to get your FUD going. http://bit.ly/1LyS2Gm
Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
The buffet was lacking. Or … The cheap bastard had a cash bar? http://bit.ly/1LRhgxC