My Life in Excrement

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  • From Twitter:

    Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or @FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.

  • From Facebook

    Jack’s first hair cut. Tucker’s third.

  • From Twitter:

    Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.

  • From Twitter:

    Now realizing that we named our son Jack Burton. Also a movie character. From not a particularly good movie.

  • From Twitter:

    For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

  • From Twitter:

    People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

  • From Twitter:

    Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

  • From Twitter:

    Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

  • Phoebe Discovers The Jumpy Chair

  • From Twitter:

    RT @sambowne: A company on this page just contacted CCSF & demanded that I take it down http://bit.ly/1Bfbjon –fat chance.

  • From Twitter:

    .@gisellis Got crazy with this and put everything in Evernote. Also scanned in the blood tests and other paper records.

  • From Twitter:

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

  • From Twitter:

    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

  • From Twitter:

    Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

  • From Twitter:

    If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

  • From Twitter:

    Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.

  • From Facebook Via Twitter @johnoliver

  • From Facebook

    I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I’m bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I’m a slug.. 🐌

  • From Twitter:

    Goddamnit! I’m a part of this one. http://bit.ly/1egdKSN

  • From Twitter:

    Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.