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RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Lindsey Graham is running for president because he thinks the “world is falling apart” after attending FireEye presentation about China.

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Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

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Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or @FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.

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