My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
#Biscuits = conquered. Thank you Chris Kimball and everyone at America’s Test Kitchen. http://bit.ly/1y8FxrR
Day 3 of the #sourdough starter. #Bread #Baking #slowfood http://bit.ly/1shLyir
RT @gattaca: If you’re late boarding your flight because you were getting a coffee, I have little sympathy that you can’t find space in the overhead.
Think I might need a new job. Let me know if you’re hiring a FISMA person or an infosec engineer.
From Facebook
Just couldn’t vote for Steny Hoyer. Too much of a corporate shill.
Day 2 of my sourdough starter. http://bit.ly/1urCGNu
Look at the_bread_bitch’s photo http://bit.ly/1sdO6y7 Great looking bread.
Followers -10, Unfollowers – 0. I didn’t know I was this awesome. Get your weekly stats via http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv.
I thought that parenting twins was only marginally more difficult than a single. I can say with certainty a single is WAY easier.
Number crunching for the past week – 15 new followers and 6 unfollowers. Stats via http://bitly.com/1gPY1Fv
In-laws have left, leaving me with a sick toddler, his bro who won’t eat anything but junk and a wife developing symptoms. Plus a newborn.
Wife and I are both ready for their departure tomorrow.
SitRep: In-laws came to “help” with new baby. They came sick. Got the twins sick. Haven’t made a single meal, only depleted supplies more.
RT @complianceweek: Compliance Meme of the Day for Tuesday, Oct. 21! #DailyComplianceMeme #compliance #audit #coso http://bit.ly/1x5aPj4
ICYMI: The twins have a little sister now. http://bit.ly/1r2dshR
RT @csoandy: This poodle dances too. What a downgrade @RinglingBros. http://bit.ly/1vRc9ZS