My Life in Excrement

Tag: tweet

  • From Twitter:

    19 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with http://bit.ly/1vJudGE

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    Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.

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    RT @da_667: http://bit.ly/1HdSXdr

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    Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.

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    Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.

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    For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

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    People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

  • From Twitter:

    RT @SFSPodcast: Episode 161 – OPM with @cyberhiker is now up for your listening pleasure: http://bit.ly/1RsTkSS

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    I was on the @SFSPodcast tonight with @jsokoly, @SteveD3 and @JetSetYvette. Had a good time discussing things. Look for a new episode soon!

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    Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

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    Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

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    I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.

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    Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.

  • From Twitter:

    RT @wimremes: QOTD: “I will not be the Sherpa for your climb up Mount Stupid.”

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    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

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    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

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    Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

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    If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

  • From Twitter:

    Here’s an idea for @BoredElonMusk, mid-air drone battery replacement aircraft like a KC-135 with batteries.

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    Cc @Burton24C http://bit.ly/1K4gy15