Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
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If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
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Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
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Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
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If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
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Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
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