Tag: semi-random

  • From Twitter:

    Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.

  • From Twitter:

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

  • From Twitter:

    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

  • From Twitter:

    RT @thegrugq: Are you an infosec company looking to make a big splash? How would you like your very own branded vulnerability? Great rates! DM me. 😃👍💵🎉

  • From Twitter:

    Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

  • From Twitter:

    If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

  • From Twitter:

    Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.

  • From Twitter:

    How many followers do you get everyday? I got 4 in the last week. Growing daily with http://bit.ly/1vJudGE

  • From Twitter:

    Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.

  • From Twitter:

    Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.

  • From Twitter:

    Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.

  • From Twitter:

    For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

  • From Twitter:

    People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

  • From Twitter:

    Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

  • From Twitter:

    Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

  • From Twitter:

    I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.

  • From Twitter:

    Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.

  • From Twitter:

    RT @mrfisma: Need to get your AO to say “A-OK”? Need your ISSO to say “Y-E-S!”? Then you need @cyberhiker #FISMA #FedRAMP

  • From Twitter:

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

  • From Twitter:

    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.