For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
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People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
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Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
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Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
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Say hello to patient 0. He’s infected all of us. http://bit.ly/1B9GhOO
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Say No to Monsanto’s Dream Bill! http://bit.ly/1S3TwLE @moveon
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
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I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
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RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Lindsey Graham is running for president because he thinks the “world is falling apart” after attending FireEye presentation about China.
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Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
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If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
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Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
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Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.