My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.
Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or @FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.
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Jack’s first hair cut. Tucker’s third.
Now realizing that we named our son Jack Burton. Also a movie character. From not a particularly good movie.