My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA #FedRAMP
If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or #FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
Hire me to do your #FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or #FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
New week, new tweets, new stats. 5 followers, 8 unfollowers. Via good old http://bit.ly/1vJudGE
Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or #FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and #FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and #FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and #FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
Trying to do your #FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and #FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or #FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.