My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
How many followers do you get everyday? I got 15 in the last week. Growing daily with http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv
RT @451wendy: . @shawnmoyer @mortman That’s not “Enter Sandman” as smooth jazz. THIS is “Enter Sandman” as smooth jazz. http://bit.ly/1ukEaY9
RT @RooneyMcNibNug: ~walks off into the ocean~ http://bit.ly/1v0KPYY
#Sourdough starter. Day 8. #slowfood #bread #baking http://bit.ly/14at26u
#Sourdough saga continues. Day 6. I did stir this about 3 hours ago. #baking #bread #slowfood http://bit.ly/13YgzCI
Fantastic! Dark and slightly sweet. But bitter as well. – Drinking a Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew – http://bit.ly/1AIvvTX
I just earned the ‘Newbie’ badge on @untappd! http://bit.ly/1trfwQm
#Sourdough starter day 5. #bread #baking http://bit.ly/1vWj7b1
#Sourdough Starter Day 4. Looks just like the other pics on the Internet. #baking #slowfood http://bit.ly/1xe7r7F
#Biscuits = conquered. Thank you Chris Kimball and everyone at America’s Test Kitchen. http://bit.ly/1y8FxrR
Day 3 of the #sourdough starter. #Bread #Baking #slowfood http://bit.ly/1shLyir
RT @gattaca: If you’re late boarding your flight because you were getting a coffee, I have little sympathy that you can’t find space in the overhead.
Think I might need a new job. Let me know if you’re hiring a FISMA person or an infosec engineer.
Day 2 of my sourdough starter. http://bit.ly/1urCGNu
Look at the_bread_bitch’s photo http://bit.ly/1sdO6y7 Great looking bread.
Followers -10, Unfollowers – 0. I didn’t know I was this awesome. Get your weekly stats via http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv.
I thought that parenting twins was only marginally more difficult than a single. I can say with certainty a single is WAY easier.
Number crunching for the past week – 15 new followers and 6 unfollowers. Stats via http://bitly.com/1gPY1Fv
In-laws have left, leaving me with a sick toddler, his bro who won’t eat anything but junk and a wife developing symptoms. Plus a newborn.
Wife and I are both ready for their departure tomorrow.