My Life in Excrement

Tag: tweet

  • From Twitter:

    SitRep: In-laws came to “help” with new baby. They came sick. Got the twins sick. Haven’t made a single meal, only depleted supplies more.

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    RT @complianceweek: Compliance Meme of the Day for Tuesday, Oct. 21! #DailyComplianceMeme #compliance #audit #coso http://bit.ly/1x5aPj4

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    ICYMI: The twins have a little sister now. http://bit.ly/1r2dshR

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    RT @csoandy: This poodle dances too. What a downgrade @RinglingBros. http://bit.ly/1vRc9ZS

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    Hey Tweeps!! Look what my wife made, Phoebe Reese Burton, 7 lbs, 11 oz. 19 2/3 inches long http://bit.ly/1FegOYE

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    Forget unfollowers, I believe in growing. 6 new followers in the last week! Stats via http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv

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    Dear @calpizzakitchen, Suck it. I haven’t decided if there will be a return visit. http://bit.ly/1p6Mepw

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    Growing and engaging with the right tweeps – gained 10 new followers in the past week, courtesy http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv

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    RT @spdy: @iSubApp Hi! do you have informations on why the update is still not available on the appstore ?

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    11 new followers in the last week and it is more than just stats, I use it for growing my account! Try it http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv

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    RT @pourmecoffee: Today in 1939 Freud died, announcing “I am sick of overthinking everything, Sigmund out.”

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    Each baby shit 3 times today. #UnhappyDaddy

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    RT @wikidsystems: In other news, we did not raise any outside capital, continue to grow through cash flow and work for ourselves. To each his own!

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    There is still no little tikes tow truck. http://bit.ly/1uPUcc2

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    How many followers do you get weekly? 12 awesome new followers for me! Grow with http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv

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    Dear @SpaceX, I want to be your info sec guy. http://bit.ly/1mfSq2J

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    RT @ritholtz: THIS MAKES ME LAUGH Watch A Bearded Man Run Around New York City High-Fiving People Trying To Hail Cabs http://bit.ly/1mcOO1v via @Digg

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    Yay! RT @marcusjcarey: My startup @FireDrillMe is participating in the @MACH37cyber Cybersecurity Accelerator program http://bit.ly/XE5nYA

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    Fun fact: The non-downtown locations seem to be right by CIA and a number of embassies as well. http://bit.ly/1tghJCz

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    RT @getwired: I would pay money to never have to see this name in my mailbox again. The herpes of the postal service. http://bit.ly/YDSRtf