{"id":1328,"date":"2015-09-26T14:39:23","date_gmt":"2015-09-26T14:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.wordpress.com\/?p=1328"},"modified":"2015-09-26T14:39:23","modified_gmt":"2015-09-26T14:39:23","slug":"1328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/?p=1328","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Facebook<\/p>\n<p>I know most of you don&#8217;t care, but will respond to passive aggressive guilt on social media. Please copy and paste this to your status if you&#8217;re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won&#8217;t copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they&#8217;re sarcastic by nature. If you don&#8217;t copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies. And if you hate puppies or just posts about dogs that need immediate adoption, the terrorists win. And a unicorn dies. smile emoticon less than three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Facebook I know most of you don&#8217;t care, but will respond to passive aggressive guilt on social media. Please copy and paste this to your status if you&#8217;re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won&#8217;t copy and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,7,8],"class_list":["post-1328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-automated","tag-semi-random","tag-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}