{"id":2126,"date":"2016-07-28T13:04:41","date_gmt":"2016-07-28T13:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.wordpress.com\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2016-07-28T13:04:41","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T13:04:41","slug":"2126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/?p=2126","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Twitter:<\/p>\n<p>RT @PhillyForBernie: ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!<br \/>\nWOMAN: Order, eh &#8212; who does he think he is?<br \/>\nA: I am your king!<br \/>\nW: Well, I didn&#8217;t vote for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Twitter: RT @PhillyForBernie: ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh &#8212; who does he think he is? A: I am your king! W: Well, I didn&#8217;t vote for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,9],"class_list":["post-2126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-semi-random","tag-tweet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mylifeinexcrement.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}