My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
This chair is full. http://bit.ly/1UalxCe
RT @spacerog: Yes this is real legit card, so long as I’m not asked for ID cc: @stevewerby http://bit.ly/1CbqQM6
12 new unfollowers and 14 new followers (hello! hello!) in the last week. Via http://bit.ly/1vJudGE
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
And there was much rejoicing!! Will be reading it tonight. cc @grecs @danphilpott http://bit.ly/1HuuSiW
Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
Good recap, but there is some hyperbole to get your FUD going. http://bit.ly/1LyS2Gm
Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
The buffet was lacking. Or … The cheap bastard had a cash bar? http://bit.ly/1LRhgxC
Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.
Yeah, that was a bad week. “@TerpWeather: Three years since Derecho Day (Worst. Holiday. Ever) http://bit.ly/1eVa5uk”
Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
But not as profitable. #FeelTheBern http://bit.ly/1LOyDiA