My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.
19 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with http://bit.ly/1vJudGE
Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.
RT @da_667: http://bit.ly/1HdSXdr
Summer is here. Time to put your package updates on the shelf … Not.
Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.
For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.
People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.
RT @SFSPodcast: Episode 161 – OPM with @cyberhiker is now up for your listening pleasure: http://bit.ly/1RsTkSS
I was on the @SFSPodcast tonight with @jsokoly, @SteveD3 and @JetSetYvette. Had a good time discussing things. Look for a new episode soon!
Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.
Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.
I love the smell of #FISMA in the morning. It smells like … victory.
Winter is coming. Or maybe it’s the OIG. Get your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages battle ready.
RT @wimremes: QOTD: “I will not be the Sherpa for your climb up Mount Stupid.”
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?
I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP
If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.
Here’s an idea for @BoredElonMusk, mid-air drone battery replacement aircraft like a KC-135 with batteries.