My Life in Excrement – Page 43 – Dogs, Kids, Food with Goverance, Risk & Compliance.

From Twitter:

Say hello to patient 0. He’s infected all of us. http://bit.ly/1B9GhOO

2015-05-19

From Twitter:

Say No to Monsanto’s Dream Bill! http://bit.ly/1S3TwLE @moveon

2015-05-19

From Twitter:

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

2015-05-18

From Twitter:

I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

2015-05-18

From Twitter:

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Lindsey Graham is running for president because he thinks the “world is falling apart” after attending FireEye presentation about China.

2015-05-18

From Twitter:

Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

2015-05-18

From Twitter:

If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or @FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

2015-05-18

From Twitter:

Hire me to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.

2015-05-17

From Twitter:

Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or @FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.

2015-05-17

From Twitter:

Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or @FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.

2015-05-17

From Twitter:

Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and @FedRAMP. No prescription required.

2015-05-17

From Facebook

So … I used to be able to say, “at least I’ve never flipped over a lawn tractor.” Not any more. Tried to mow the hill that I’ve mowed dozens of times. Got to nearly the top when the front wheels lifted and we started a cartwheel backwards.
Injury report: Foot in more than moderate but not severe pain from where it got caught on the steering wheel during my escape. Lower back in mild pain. Top of back is all scratched up from where we (the lawn tractor and I) landed.
Condition of lawn tractor: mostly unknown. There was a great deal of oil leaking out of it when we flipped it back over and definitely some cosmetic issues.
Lawn was nearly done getting mowed.

2015-05-17

From Twitter:

For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and @FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

2015-05-16

From Twitter:

Flipped the lawn tractor over. I was heading uphill and then the hood started coming at me. Not feeling too hot now.

2015-05-16

From Twitter:

People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and @FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

2015-05-16

From Twitter:

Trying to do your @FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

2015-05-16

From Twitter:

Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

2015-05-16

From Twitter:

There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and @FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

2015-05-15

From Twitter:

I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or @FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

2015-05-15

From Twitter:

Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA @FedRAMP

2015-05-15