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    For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and #FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

    2015-05-10
  • From Twitter:

    People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and #FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

    2015-05-10
  • From Twitter:

    Trying to do your #FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

    2015-05-10
  • From Twitter:

    Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

    2015-05-10
  • From Twitter:

    Thanks for nothing @Amazon, guaranteed 2 day my ass. It’s day 2 and my stuff isn’t here /cc @AmazonHelp This is the third time it’s happened

    2015-05-10
  • From Twitter:

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and #FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

    2015-05-09
  • From Twitter:

    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or #FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

    2015-05-09
  • From Twitter:

    Continuous Monitoring is more than scanning and patching. I could tell you what else, but then you wouldn’t need me anymore. #FISMA #FedRAMP

    2015-05-09
  • From Twitter:

    If at first you don’t suceed with #FISMA or #FedRAMP, hire a new consultant {me}.

    2015-05-09
  • From Twitter:

    RT @Infosecurity: We’re thrilled to announce that @jack_daniel is joining the @Infosecurity Hall of Fame #infosec15 @InfosecurityMag http://bit.ly/1EVYSBM

    2015-05-09
  • From Twitter:

    Hire me to do your #FedRAMP or #FISMA packages. My wife said so, and she’s always right.

    2015-05-08
  • From Twitter:

    Get more than passing a height and weight test from your #FISMA or #FedRAMP packages. Get some value and insight. I can help.

    2015-05-08
  • From Twitter:

    Spring has sprung| Now is a good time to do your #FISMA or #FedRAMP documentation updates. Or panic. Either way, DM me.

    2015-05-08
  • From Twitter:

    Authorizing Officials giving you the blues? I am the anti-depressant for #FISMA and #FedRAMP. No prescription required.

    2015-05-08
  • From Twitter:

    For a limited time only, I will help your company deal with #FISMA and #FedRAMP. The limit being the time before my retirement.

    2015-05-07
  • From Twitter:

    People, people| Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg to manage your #FISMA and #FedRAMP docs? DM me, I can help.

    2015-05-07
  • From Twitter:

    Trying to do your #FedRAMP or #FISMA packages by yourself? Don’t be silly. DM a pro {me}.

    2015-05-07
  • From Twitter:

    Are you or someone you know haunted by spooks, specters or #FISMA? DM, I’m here to help. Even if you just want a shoulder to cry on.

    2015-05-07
  • From Twitter:

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that understand #FISMA and #FedRAMP and everyone else. Which one are you?

    2015-05-06
  • From Twitter:

    I have come here to do your #FISMA and/or #FedRAMP package and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

    2015-05-06
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