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RT @451wendy: . @shawnmoyer @mortman That’s not “Enter Sandman” as smooth jazz. THIS is “Enter Sandman” as smooth jazz. http://bit.ly/1ukEaY9

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RT @RooneyMcNibNug: ~walks off into the ocean~ http://bit.ly/1v0KPYY

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#Sourdough starter. Day 8. #slowfood #bread #baking http://bit.ly/14at26u

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#Sourdough saga continues. Day 6. I did stir this about 3 hours ago. #baking #bread #slowfood http://bit.ly/13YgzCI

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Fantastic! Dark and slightly sweet. But bitter as well. – Drinking a Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew – http://bit.ly/1AIvvTX

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I just earned the ‘Newbie’ badge on @untappd! http://bit.ly/1trfwQm

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#Sourdough starter day 5. #bread #baking http://bit.ly/1vWj7b1

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#Sourdough Starter Day 4. Looks just like the other pics on the Internet. #baking #slowfood http://bit.ly/1xe7r7F

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#Biscuits = conquered. Thank you Chris Kimball and everyone at America’s Test Kitchen. http://bit.ly/1y8FxrR

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Day 3 of the #sourdough starter. #Bread #Baking #slowfood http://bit.ly/1shLyir

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RT @gattaca: If you’re late boarding your flight because you were getting a coffee, I have little sympathy that you can’t find space in the overhead.

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Think I might need a new job. Let me know if you’re hiring a FISMA person or an infosec engineer.