My Life in Excrement
From Twitter:
Day 2 of my sourdough starter. http://bit.ly/1urCGNu
Look at the_bread_bitch’s photo http://bit.ly/1sdO6y7 Great looking bread.
Followers -10, Unfollowers – 0. I didn’t know I was this awesome. Get your weekly stats via http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv.
I thought that parenting twins was only marginally more difficult than a single. I can say with certainty a single is WAY easier.
Number crunching for the past week – 15 new followers and 6 unfollowers. Stats via http://bitly.com/1gPY1Fv
In-laws have left, leaving me with a sick toddler, his bro who won’t eat anything but junk and a wife developing symptoms. Plus a newborn.
Wife and I are both ready for their departure tomorrow.
SitRep: In-laws came to “help” with new baby. They came sick. Got the twins sick. Haven’t made a single meal, only depleted supplies more.
RT @complianceweek: Compliance Meme of the Day for Tuesday, Oct. 21! #DailyComplianceMeme #compliance #audit #coso http://bit.ly/1x5aPj4
ICYMI: The twins have a little sister now. http://bit.ly/1r2dshR
RT @csoandy: This poodle dances too. What a downgrade @RinglingBros. http://bit.ly/1vRc9ZS
Hey Tweeps!! Look what my wife made, Phoebe Reese Burton, 7 lbs, 11 oz. 19 2/3 inches long http://bit.ly/1FegOYE
Forget unfollowers, I believe in growing. 6 new followers in the last week! Stats via http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv
Dear @calpizzakitchen, Suck it. I haven’t decided if there will be a return visit. http://bit.ly/1p6Mepw
Growing and engaging with the right tweeps – gained 10 new followers in the past week, courtesy http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv
RT @spdy: @iSubApp Hi! do you have informations on why the update is still not available on the appstore ?
11 new followers in the last week and it is more than just stats, I use it for growing my account! Try it http://bit.ly/1gPY1Fv
RT @pourmecoffee: Today in 1939 Freud died, announcing “I am sick of overthinking everything, Sigmund out.”
Each baby shit 3 times today. #UnhappyDaddy
